"Well yes, I’m angry. You know, I’m getting totally screwed over here. The deal was, if I win the Hunger Games I get to live the rest of my life in peace. But now you want to kill me again. Hah, well you know what? FUCK THAT. AND FUCK EVERYBODY THAT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT."
This girl should get an award!
Or maybe a job in the movies and then win tons of awards.
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT’S NOT JOHNNY DEPP
so after the mtv ema’s, i snuck into a 21+ afterparty hosted by snoop dogg in an amsterdam nightclub, right? well. i made it to the front of the crowd. i was this close to snoop dogg. he passed me a joint. it was amazing.
then i decided it wasn’t enough. you see, snoop was on this platform seperated from the rest of the club. on this platform was a lot of leather couches and hot people with drinks. so i went to the side of the club and pretended my friend was on the platform. the giant 7 feet tall guard miraculously let me through and i was in the vip section with snoop dogg
i was literally the only one there who wasn’t on the guest list. i had some boy pour me drinks (which turned out to be PURE VODKA) and it took me an hour of socializing with strippers and models to figure out that everyone’s alcohol WAS ON TABS and that since i wasnt on the vip list I DIDN’T HAVE A TAB
i left and then i realized i stole snoop dogg’s alcohol
this has been my story
What’s that annoying shadow blocki—oh.
LOL. That shadow totally got me.
I made this in an hour because I was pissed.
IN AN HOUR
IF I MAKE YOU FURIOUS, WILL YOU MAKE MY WEDDING DRESS?!
CAN I LIVE WITH YOU AND LEARN YOUR WAYS
you could start business called angry apparel
Mary Stuart’s outfits ♕ S1E01 “Pilot”